1 00:00:01,967 --> 00:00:06,695 Everyone has that friend who doesn't necessarily know what's best for himself. 2 00:00:06,696 --> 00:00:08,317 Mine's Brendan. 3 00:00:08,318 --> 00:00:10,595 Hey, what's up, guys? You mind if I put this here? 4 00:00:10,596 --> 00:00:12,149 It came with my new scooter. 5 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:15,531 You bought a scooter? In the middle of winter. 6 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:19,535 Dude, tell me about it. Way too cold to be walking everywhere. 7 00:00:19,536 --> 00:00:21,951 Bren, I don't think that's such a good idea. Why? 8 00:00:21,952 --> 00:00:24,920 Because you on a scooter is a recipe for disaster. 9 00:00:24,921 --> 00:00:26,577 Do you even know how to ride that thing? 10 00:00:26,578 --> 00:00:28,199 It's a scooter, man. 11 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,994 It's like a bike with no pedals. What's to know? 12 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:31,789 I think more than that. 13 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:33,998 You guys are worrying for nothing, man. I'm gonna be fine. 14 00:00:33,999 --> 00:00:36,035 If I had a dollar for every time 15 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,383 I watched you make a stupid decision. 16 00:00:39,384 --> 00:00:41,178 How much would you have? 17 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:42,489 Enough to buy that scooter off him 18 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:44,733 before he ends up like Gary Busey. 19 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:48,599 All right, I gotta go. Gotta practice with the band before our first gig. 20 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,773 Hey, all right! You guys have already got a gig? 21 00:00:50,774 --> 00:00:52,120 Yeah. At Brendan's joint. 22 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:54,363 Technically, it's not a gig. It's an open mic night. 23 00:00:54,364 --> 00:00:57,021 I'll get you guys fliers. We're working on a name, 24 00:00:57,022 --> 00:01:00,887 but right now we are leaning towards the Kenny Moritorri Band. 25 00:01:00,888 --> 00:01:02,992 It's catchy. Yeah. At least for the first gig. 26 00:01:02,993 --> 00:01:04,546 Uh... Open mic night. 27 00:01:04,547 --> 00:01:06,548 Problem is, we lost our bass player, 28 00:01:06,549 --> 00:01:08,067 so right now we're really scrambling. 29 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,792 Oh, Andy, didn't you used to play bass? 30 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:14,521 I did indeed. In high school I was in a band called Skank. 31 00:01:14,522 --> 00:01:16,040 Hey, you know, we're seeing people tonight. 32 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:18,525 Maybe you should come by and audition. 33 00:01:18,526 --> 00:01:21,425 I was in Skank. I don't audition. 34 00:01:21,426 --> 00:01:23,875 You know what? Honestly, we can't be choosy anyways. 35 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,912 We got a gig in four days. Open mic night. 36 00:01:25,913 --> 00:01:27,293 Andy, you're in. 37 00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:28,604 Let's Skank out of here. 38 00:01:28,605 --> 00:01:30,019 Hey, one favor. Yeah? 39 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:32,021 I can't fit the drums in my car, 40 00:01:32,022 --> 00:01:34,231 so we're gonna have to borrow Meredith's minivan on the night of the gig. 41 00:01:34,232 --> 00:01:35,819 It's not a gig! 42 00:01:47,935 --> 00:01:49,936 I've been searching everywhere for you guys. 43 00:01:49,937 --> 00:01:51,593 Everywhere? 44 00:01:51,594 --> 00:01:54,630 Well, here. I searched here first. 45 00:01:54,631 --> 00:01:56,529 Okay, listen, you guys. 46 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:59,980 I am running a You're a Great Guy, But... seminar tomorrow, 47 00:01:59,981 --> 00:02:01,223 and I need a favor. 48 00:02:01,224 --> 00:02:03,122 You run seminars now? 49 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,227 My agent's created a whole industry off of this book. 50 00:02:05,228 --> 00:02:07,574 Women bring their girlfriends that are in bad relationships, 51 00:02:07,575 --> 00:02:11,337 and I empower them to break up with the jerks in their lives. 52 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:15,030 Turns out women pay a lot of money to sit in a hotel room 53 00:02:15,031 --> 00:02:16,583 and get advice from Stephanie. 54 00:02:16,584 --> 00:02:18,482 Women will take advice from anyone serving them 55 00:02:18,483 --> 00:02:20,311 a little cheese and a lot of wine, 56 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:22,727 but I'm short a dumping dummy. 57 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:24,660 Dumping dummy? 58 00:02:24,661 --> 00:02:27,180 I need a man to be a dummy for the women to practice their break-up speeches. 59 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:30,425 Obligatory joke about Mike being a dummy. 60 00:02:30,426 --> 00:02:31,943 Obligatory joke about Mike being dumped. 61 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,497 Now that's just lazy, guys. 62 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:34,636 I blanked. 63 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:37,294 Andy's not here. He usually does those. 64 00:02:37,295 --> 00:02:38,709 Will one of you guys help me? 65 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:40,297 Oh, no, no, not me. 66 00:02:40,298 --> 00:02:44,093 I just recently endured a real break-up speech and I've had my fill. 67 00:02:44,094 --> 00:02:46,613 You know what, Mike? This might be just the thing for you. 68 00:02:46,614 --> 00:02:50,134 You know, a room full of women about to be single. 69 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:54,000 Mmm. Facing the long, dark tunnel of loneliness, 70 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:55,898 desperate to find someone new. 71 00:02:55,899 --> 00:02:58,004 And they're buzzed on wine, you say? 72 00:02:58,005 --> 00:03:01,318 Fish in a barrel, meet sexy Mike! 73 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:05,012 Run, fish, run! 74 00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:09,602 Sometimes, when you see a friend 75 00:03:09,603 --> 00:03:11,638 acting against his best interests, 76 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:15,055 you feel like you need to intervene. 77 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:18,024 Man, turns out driving a scooter's hard. 78 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:19,681 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 79 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:21,200 Yeah. 80 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,787 Oh, you are hurt! 81 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:25,790 No, no, no, no, no. Dr. Brendo thinks it's just a sprain. 82 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:26,895 The doctor in your head? 83 00:03:26,896 --> 00:03:28,517 Yeah. Yeah. 84 00:03:28,518 --> 00:03:30,830 I mean, he does want me to reinforce the drugstore bandage, 85 00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:33,074 but do we have any duct tape? 86 00:03:33,696 --> 00:03:34,868 $13. 87 00:03:34,869 --> 00:03:36,560 For duct tape? 88 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:39,942 No, Kenny has asked me to keep track of all your bad decisions, 89 00:03:39,943 --> 00:03:43,601 and I would be up to $13 after last night's shot of kiwi schnapps. 90 00:03:43,602 --> 00:03:45,810 You really think you would have made 13 better decisions than me? 91 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:49,849 Absolutely. No to that scooter. No to the blue socks. 92 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:52,058 No to the third bowl of pretzels. 93 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:53,680 No to the homemade toothpaste. 94 00:03:53,681 --> 00:03:55,613 Hey, that's just baking soda and egg whites. 95 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:58,444 Ugh! Then at least refrigerate it. 96 00:03:58,445 --> 00:03:59,652 Hmm. 97 00:03:59,653 --> 00:04:01,930 Good point. 98 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:05,623 You know, sometimes I wish I had a little P.J. 99 00:04:05,624 --> 00:04:06,762 You know, one that I could take with me, 100 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:09,040 sort of help guide me in the right direction. 101 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,872 Would I sit on your shoulder? Oh! Could I have wings? 102 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:16,462 Little P.J. She'd be stern, but fair. 103 00:04:16,463 --> 00:04:19,119 You know what could be a fun experiment? Hmm? 104 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,640 Let me make all of your decisions just for one week, 105 00:04:22,641 --> 00:04:25,471 and we'll see if your life is better or worse. 106 00:04:25,472 --> 00:04:27,266 Interesting idea. 107 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,854 You might want to agree before you eat the three-week-old yogurt. 108 00:04:29,855 --> 00:04:32,030 Come on, I'm sure it's fine. 109 00:04:33,859 --> 00:04:34,894 $14. 110 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:36,276 All right. Deal. 111 00:04:45,146 --> 00:04:48,597 Brendan, I never see you wear V-neck sweaters. You look good. 112 00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:50,254 It's all thanks to P.J. 113 00:04:50,255 --> 00:04:51,324 She's been pulling out stuff I should wear more often. 114 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,569 Wait a minute. P.J.'s dressing you now? 115 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:58,366 Brendan has given all of his decision-making rights over to me for a week. 116 00:04:58,367 --> 00:05:00,989 Careful. I did that with Meredith. Never got them back. 117 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:02,956 I gotta say, so far it's working out pretty great, man. 118 00:05:02,957 --> 00:05:05,062 I mean, she got me to go to a real doctor. 119 00:05:05,063 --> 00:05:08,686 Whoa, whoa, whoa. A microwave burrito? What's going on? 120 00:05:08,687 --> 00:05:10,585 I'm hungry. 121 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:12,794 Play some poker. You'll order something healthy later. 122 00:05:12,795 --> 00:05:14,623 Ooh! What am I having? 123 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:16,591 You were thinking some chicken and salad. 124 00:05:16,592 --> 00:05:18,213 Mmm. 125 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:19,628 Thanks, little P.J. 126 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:21,250 What are you doing to little me? 127 00:05:21,251 --> 00:05:22,769 Patting her on the back. Oh. 128 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:26,255 So, what's gonna happen to that burrito? Come to daddy. 129 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,950 Brendan, I was wondering if the Kenny Moritorri Band 130 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:34,850 can get a quick practice session in at the bar before the gig. 131 00:05:34,851 --> 00:05:36,783 Open mic night, and no. 132 00:05:36,784 --> 00:05:39,199 I think what you mean is, 133 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,684 "I think I can find an hour for you. 134 00:05:40,685 --> 00:05:43,376 "Whatever I can do to help a friend." 135 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,828 I think we can carve some time out for you tomorrow afternoon, pal. 136 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:48,485 Yeah, I can only rehearse during lunch. 137 00:05:48,486 --> 00:05:51,211 That is, as long as I can eat during rehearsal. 138 00:05:51,212 --> 00:05:53,317 Uh... That's not ideal. 139 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:54,767 The way I figure it is the band's gonna need 140 00:05:54,768 --> 00:05:56,320 at least 20 hours a week rehearsal 141 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:57,701 if we want to get to the next level. 142 00:05:57,702 --> 00:05:58,840 What level is that? 143 00:05:58,841 --> 00:06:00,566 You know, writing, recording an album, 144 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,637 summer tour, maybe with Wilco. 145 00:06:02,638 --> 00:06:03,741 Twenty hours? 146 00:06:03,742 --> 00:06:05,156 It seems a little much, Kenny. 147 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,400 Not if you want to get to the next level. 148 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:12,060 When you say next level, that kind of implies we're on some sort of level, 149 00:06:12,061 --> 00:06:14,477 but we're not. We're nothing. 150 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:21,381 Uh-oh. I am not feeling well. That burrito has some fight in her. 151 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:26,833 All right, burrito. Let's go work this out in private. 152 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,009 See? That could've been you. 153 00:06:32,219 --> 00:06:35,739 It's just that Ethan has no time for me anymore. 154 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,811 It's all about his career. 155 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:43,609 Well, often the thing that initially attracted you to a person 156 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:46,128 is the thing you wind up not being able to stand. 157 00:06:46,129 --> 00:06:50,029 That's true. I liked him because he was so driven, 158 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:53,481 but it turns out he's just selfish. 159 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:55,828 It's time for you to break up with Ethan. 160 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:58,589 Now, sometimes saying the words is hard. 161 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:01,559 Mike is here to help you practice. Go ahead. 162 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:04,838 Hey. 163 00:07:07,357 --> 00:07:11,431 Ethan, you're a great guy, but we're through. 164 00:07:14,779 --> 00:07:15,848 Yes! 165 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:17,332 Yeah, that was great. 166 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:20,404 I think you should pack and get out. 167 00:07:20,405 --> 00:07:23,234 You're just no good. I'm no good. 168 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,615 Everyone knows you're a pig. 169 00:07:24,616 --> 00:07:25,927 I think you should pack and get out! 170 00:07:25,928 --> 00:07:27,618 Yeah, and then hit me! Ah! 171 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:30,518 And the way you love your mama is sick! Totally sick. 172 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:33,037 Feels like you're in love with yourself more than me. 173 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:35,488 Well, it's hard. I mean, when you've got a body like this, 174 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:38,906 how can you not love it? Boop! Boop! 175 00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:42,426 Mike, be serious. 176 00:07:42,427 --> 00:07:44,186 I am serious. Come on, ladies. 177 00:07:44,187 --> 00:07:46,257 You know it. You see it. A thoroughbred. 178 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,673 I gotta run. 179 00:07:47,674 --> 00:07:49,088 You can't keep me in the paddock, lady. 180 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:51,539 I gotta get out in that grass and start dancing! 181 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:54,025 All right, all right, time for a break. 182 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,373 Having a good time? 183 00:07:58,374 --> 00:08:00,651 A blast. 184 00:08:00,652 --> 00:08:02,239 I haven't had this kind of self-esteem boost 185 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,241 since I threw up on myself in sixth grade. 186 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:07,244 You're really funny, Mike. 187 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:09,004 Oh, thanks. 188 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:11,317 You know, my ex-boyfriend was so serious. 189 00:08:11,318 --> 00:08:13,388 Are you here to break up with me/him later? 190 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:15,424 No, no, no. I'm just here with a friend. Oh. 191 00:08:15,425 --> 00:08:17,047 She's the one who called you a pig. 192 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:19,532 Oh, yeah. She was nice. 193 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,603 I don't understand. What's happening? 194 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:23,294 Where are you calling me from? 195 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,643 We're done, Ethan. I'm breaking up with you! 196 00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:28,922 Yes! Yes! 197 00:08:29,647 --> 00:08:31,130 So, are you busy later, 198 00:08:31,131 --> 00:08:34,168 or do you want to practice getting a nightcap with a guy? 199 00:08:36,723 --> 00:08:39,448 Lot of standing around today, huh? 200 00:08:39,449 --> 00:08:41,761 Aren't you glad I chose the more comfortable shoes? 201 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:44,696 Not only that, but the baby powder? Who knew? 202 00:08:46,249 --> 00:08:48,250 Hey. All right, great. 203 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:51,875 We're all here. Before we get started, quick band meeting. 204 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:53,601 All right, but I only have till... I've been thinking. 205 00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:56,086 Our set list, it's a little small. 206 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:58,088 Well, we only have the stage for 10 minutes. 207 00:08:58,089 --> 00:09:01,160 I think what's most important is that we be generating original material 208 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:02,575 as quick as possible, 209 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:06,062 so I want everybody here to write five songs this week. 210 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,100 Okay, let's all come in tomorrow 211 00:09:10,101 --> 00:09:12,620 with 10 possible names for our first album. 212 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:14,035 Shouldn't we be practicing? 213 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:15,277 That's a good idea. 214 00:09:15,278 --> 00:09:17,246 Let's get back in tune. 215 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:27,186 Hey, I gotta go. I got a deposition starting in 20 minutes. 216 00:09:27,187 --> 00:09:31,155 Good luck, man. My last one did not go well. 217 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,400 Here's my card. I'm a lawyer. 218 00:09:36,058 --> 00:09:39,164 Hey, you mind if I leave some fliers for my band? 219 00:09:39,717 --> 00:09:41,063 Not at all. 220 00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:45,825 So you're Downward Spiral, huh? 221 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,137 Mmm-hmm. 222 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:49,864 Mmm-mmm... 223 00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:52,591 I'm Brendan. I'm the manager here. 224 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,559 Amazing. 225 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:59,805 My psychics agreed that I was going to meet an "R" and an "N." 226 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,531 Brendan. 227 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:03,947 Wow. Wow. 228 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:06,294 Wow. Yeah. 229 00:10:06,295 --> 00:10:09,609 We're supposed to spend multiple lifetimes together. 230 00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:12,507 Should we get started? 231 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:14,992 Yes, we should. 232 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:17,995 You know, maybe you guys could play here sometime. 233 00:10:17,996 --> 00:10:19,825 Yeah, that'd be wicked. 234 00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:20,999 Wicked. 235 00:10:22,932 --> 00:10:24,553 All right, I'm gonna go, 236 00:10:24,554 --> 00:10:26,935 but do you know where I can find absinthe this early? 237 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:28,972 Uh... 238 00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:31,457 All right, I'll figure it out. Okay. 239 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,942 So I'll see you soon. 240 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:36,670 Brendan. Brendan. 241 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:45,126 No, no, no, no, no... 242 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:48,577 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 243 00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:50,166 No! Oh, yes, yes, yes. 244 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,794 This chick is wicked. 245 00:10:57,795 --> 00:10:59,105 Wicked? 246 00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:01,660 Like Boston wicked or, like, witch wicked? 247 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,144 Who cares? 248 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:04,524 Dude, I checked out her band's Web site last night. 249 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:06,837 Let me tell you, I liked what I saw. 250 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:07,907 Yeah? 251 00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:09,115 Downward Spiral is the next big thing? 252 00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,979 No, no. Dude, the band kind of sucks, 253 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:14,189 but Gwendolyn playing bass is a thing to be... 254 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:17,296 Oh! Can it. Here comes P.J. 255 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:20,195 You know, I think the Cubs would do themselves a big favor 256 00:11:20,196 --> 00:11:21,403 by picking up a true left-hander. 257 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:22,922 Yeah. 258 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:24,993 You're talking about that crazy rocker chick you met, aren't you? 259 00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:27,237 She's a singer/bassist. 260 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,308 She's psycho/crazy. 261 00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:32,518 Psycho/crazy was Skank's first name. 262 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:34,037 So what'd you do, Brendan? 263 00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:35,280 Nothing. Huh? 264 00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:39,767 Brendo? What did you do? 265 00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:41,527 I invited her to Crowley's tonight. 266 00:11:41,528 --> 00:11:43,253 What about our deal? 267 00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:45,531 Little P.J. said it was okay. Uh-uh. 268 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:48,845 Didn't you? Yeah. Can't you hear her? I can. 269 00:11:48,846 --> 00:11:51,088 Gwendolyn, she's an accident waiting to happen. 270 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:52,918 No, she's a microwaved burrito 271 00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:55,058 driving a scooter in blue socks. 272 00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:58,475 Hey, for your information, Mike said that burrito was delicious. 273 00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:02,168 And I got another one on the way home. That one really did me in. 274 00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:06,000 Hey, speaking of mistakes, how was it being an emotional tackling dummy? 275 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:08,934 Great. I actually hooked up with this really cool woman. 276 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:11,419 Wow. The dummy tackled back. 277 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:14,940 Yeah. We went out after and she thinks I'm funny. Yeah. 278 00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:17,425 Who knew that being funny was gonna be my in with the ladies? 279 00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:18,495 She thinks you're funny? 280 00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:20,359 She thinks I'm hilarious. 281 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:24,364 Actually, last night, I busted out my koala bear doing the Rubik's Cube, 282 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:28,194 which you guys never really appreciated. 283 00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:33,579 Is that what that is? I always thought it was a squirrel, like, opening mail. 284 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,995 You see? That's not funny. 285 00:12:35,996 --> 00:12:39,999 Anyway, she likes me so much that we're going out to dinner with her friends, 286 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,347 so, looks like I'm taking this show on the road. 287 00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:46,488 Andy, why didn't you show up for the photo shoot? 288 00:12:46,489 --> 00:12:48,525 That was for real? Yes, it was for real. 289 00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:50,803 I only rented that merry-go-round for an hour, you know. 290 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,529 Why are we shooting the album cover 291 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,393 before we've even had our first gig? 292 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:56,740 Open mic night. Exactly. 293 00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:59,018 Hey, I'm taking this band very seriously. 294 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:01,503 I think you're taking it a little bit too seriously. 295 00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:07,647 Like, stop calling my wife to find out if I rehearse. It's weird. 296 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:11,306 I gotta say, I'm starting to question your commitment to the band. 297 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:15,655 There's no question. The Kenny Moritorri Band is fifth, 298 00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:18,969 after kids, wife, job, sleeping, eating. 299 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:20,212 And drinking. 300 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:23,698 Drinking! Six. Seven. Online Scrabble. 301 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,562 Anyway, I gotta get out of here. 302 00:13:25,563 --> 00:13:28,945 I have a wrongful discharge case in the morning. 303 00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:32,155 My wrongful discharges are usually in the morning as well. 304 00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:35,261 It's just us, buddy. You don't have to be on. 305 00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:37,817 Here, I'll give you a ride back to the '20s. 306 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,613 Hello! 307 00:13:43,546 --> 00:13:45,064 Oh! Is that the witch? 308 00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,997 Brendo. 309 00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:50,933 Relax, all right? I'm just going to buy her a beer and talk music. 310 00:13:58,182 --> 00:14:01,047 Meet me in Tulsa. I'll be there by morning. 311 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,637 It'll be worth the trip. 312 00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:14,300 Tulsa? That's one long scooter ride. 313 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:17,165 Dude, you are not seriously considering that. 314 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:20,720 Come on, Peej. I haven't had any girl fun in a really long time. 315 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,722 Girl fun? That's what you call it? 316 00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:24,759 I'm just saying I haven't been on a date in months. 317 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:29,213 I'm not saying don't date. I'm saying don't date that. 318 00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:32,456 You haven't exercised in a while, right? 319 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:35,528 Don't sign up for a triathlon. You do a little stretching first. 320 00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:38,048 I don't want you to hurt yourself. 321 00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:40,293 You're right. You're right. You're right. 322 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:42,294 Who needs? Yes, please. 323 00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:43,744 Yeah? Yeah. 324 00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:51,337 What is that look? 325 00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:52,580 Oh, I know that look. 326 00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:55,273 I do, too, and I don't like it. 327 00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:08,527 We're not getting our beer, are we? 328 00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:09,909 No. 329 00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:16,569 And believe you me, I never picked up the violin again. 330 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,228 Mike, I mean, you kill me. 331 00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:21,402 Robin! 332 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:23,266 Hey! Hey, you guys! 333 00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,853 Mike, these are my dear friends. 334 00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:27,235 This is Jill and this is Todd. 335 00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:28,685 Hey, nice to meet you. 336 00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:30,273 Robin, I'm so sorry we're late. 337 00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:31,999 There was an emergency at the hospital. 338 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,174 What happened? Did you lose your patience? 339 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:37,280 What? Patience. 340 00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:40,214 Did you lose your... Not patients, but patience. 341 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:48,015 Uh, what happened? 342 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:49,500 A school bus crashed. 343 00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:56,057 Colonial Williamsburg is amazing. 344 00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:58,473 You know, Todd's such a history buff. 345 00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,337 They were building a cannon using 18th century... 346 00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:03,685 I love that you have a Bluetooth earpiece on in this one. Huh? 347 00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:05,273 The British are coming! 348 00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:08,207 One if by land, two if by the information superhighway. 349 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,346 Ha! 350 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,420 Come on, Todd. Let it out! It's okay to laugh. 351 00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:16,871 Give me those. 352 00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:19,391 Hey, who ordered the tax and tip? 353 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:24,396 Uh-oh! Somebody broke a window. Boo-ya! 354 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,198 I think you should work on a design for the bandana. 355 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:35,510 I'm gonna need you to run over to the army surplus store on Belmont 356 00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:38,135 and pick up a tent. Hang on a second. 357 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:41,689 We need to talk. 358 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:44,692 Yeah. I kind of need to talk to you too, Kenny. 359 00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:46,383 Okay, let me start. 360 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:49,593 Getting a band's chemistry just right can be a tricky thing, Andy. 361 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:50,870 I completely agree. 362 00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,286 And I like you, 363 00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:53,563 but I don't want our differences about the band 364 00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:54,874 to get in the way of our friendship. 365 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,566 So glad to hear you feel that way. 366 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,293 I was completely dreading this. 367 00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:01,847 I've already talked to the rest of the band, 368 00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:05,334 and we all agreed we should probably go on without you. 369 00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:08,095 I'm sorry, what now? 370 00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:10,062 Well, the guys and I are having fun playing music, 371 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:15,378 and you're a little intense. You're messing with the vibe. 372 00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:19,140 To be clear, you're kicking me, 373 00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:23,387 Kenny Moritorri, out of the Kenny Moritorri Band? 374 00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:33,224 We still want you to come to the show, you know, comped. 375 00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:44,786 Hey, guys. I need your help. 376 00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:46,926 Brendan was supposed to be my dummy for my seminar tonight, 377 00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:50,551 and I found out that he's gone. I need a man. 378 00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:53,036 Whoa, no, no. Sorry, Steph. Robin's calling me later, 379 00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:55,107 and I gotta be a man for her tonight. 380 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,144 Bobby, why don't you fill in? 381 00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:59,215 Well, I don't want to miss the Kenny Moritorri Band. 382 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,561 It's their first gig. 383 00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:02,425 Open mic night. 384 00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,254 Hasn't even rehearsed yet. Come on. 385 00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:06,532 And it's Kenny. I mean, how good can it be? 386 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,947 Don't worry, he'll do it. 387 00:18:07,948 --> 00:18:09,708 Whoa! Wait, wait, wait, wait. 388 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,848 I think you got me confused with Brendo, Peej. 389 00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:14,471 See, I'm not the guy that you get to make all the decisions for. 390 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,922 I'm sorry. 391 00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:20,409 Of course you're not. I'll see you at 8:00. 392 00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:22,308 Okay. 393 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:26,069 What just happened? 394 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:29,417 You just don't take anything seriously, and it's become a problem. 395 00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:33,041 I mean, I think you're funny, but you're always on, you know? 396 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:34,768 It's tiring, Mike. 397 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,288 That's really good, Robin. Really good. 398 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:40,566 Okay. It's time to end it for real now. 399 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,947 Okay. 400 00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:44,432 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 401 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,435 Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Sorry. 402 00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:50,507 Hey, hello? Hey, Robin. 403 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:52,716 Hey, I can barely hear you. What's with the echo? 404 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:55,063 Hang up, Mike! It's a trap! 405 00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:57,445 You're a great guy, but everything's not a joke. 406 00:18:57,446 --> 00:19:00,448 You're never serious. It's over, Mike. 407 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:04,453 What just happened? 408 00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:10,665 Kenny, it sucks they kicked you out of the band 409 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,047 right before your first gig. 410 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,704 It's just an open mic night. 411 00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:17,155 Besides, Brendan wasn't even there. You know, I'm fine with it. 412 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,467 In fact, maybe what I'll do is I'll start the Andy Franklin Band 413 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:21,228 and I'll see how he likes it. 414 00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,161 Hey, at least you didn't get dumped over the phone 415 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,748 in front of a room full of strangers. 416 00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:27,095 And me. I was there. 417 00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:29,167 I thought it was going so well. Why did she end it? 418 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,411 I don't know. I guess I was too funny for her. 419 00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:34,483 Buddy, I hate to split hairs, but... 420 00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:37,727 What happened to you? 421 00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:41,766 Dude, that girl is insane! 422 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:49,083 We partied in a quarry, we had sex in a nursing home. 423 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:52,983 I got pushed in a river. We broke into a zoo. Oh! 424 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,849 I had to take a bus home, man. Somehow she got me on the no-fly list. 425 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,472 Tulsa has a river? 426 00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:00,853 Oh, man! 427 00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:04,167 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I smell kind of weird. 428 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:05,617 Apparently, when Gwen breaks up with you, 429 00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:07,446 she's gotta douse you with turtle urine. 430 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:10,000 Something about cleansing the spirit guides or something. 431 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,933 Dude, that's rough. 432 00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:14,729 I don't know. No regrets, man. 433 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,662 It might have been the greatest two days of my life. 434 00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:18,457 Dude, you almost died. Twice. 435 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:21,460 Yeah, what a rush. So worth it. 436 00:20:21,461 --> 00:20:22,634 Here's to sex in the zoo! 437 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:24,256 Yes. 438 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,845 You can only do so much to protect someone from themselves. 439 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:29,848 I can show Brendan the dangers, but in the end... 440 00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:32,885 Sorry, Peej. Sometimes you gotta just eat the burrito. 441 00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:34,956 Oh! Speaking of that, I am hungry. 442 00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:36,717 Who's up for an Awful Burger? Mmm! 443 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,270 What's an Awful Burger? 444 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,686 Double cheeseburger. Grilled onions. Smothered in chili. 445 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:44,380 On a bed of twice deep-fried hash browns with a fried egg on top. 446 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,623 It's not on the menu. You gotta order it special. 447 00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,523 Who's in? P.J.? 448 00:20:51,077 --> 00:20:52,388 All right, what the hell. Yeah. 449 00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:55,908 Cool. 'Cause if a chick orders it, we get half off! 450 00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:58,394 The things that girl could do with a wheelchair. 451 00:20:58,395 --> 00:20:59,568 Wheelchair? Yeah.